Sunday, May 15, 2011

CBWR? Chapter 87

Author's notes:
Just remember - you guys wanted this update!!
Remember what I said waaaaay back towards the beginning of this?

Brave, trusting souls read on...


Oh God.
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Chapter 87
“You are under arrest for the kidnapping and rape of Isabella Swan.”
There was a long list of other charges – accessory to human trafficking, possession of an illegal firearm, possession of fraudulent identification, blah blah blah.
I stopped listening.
“I didn’t rape her,” I kept saying.  “It was consensual.”
“Statutory rape, then,” the officer sneered after I repeated myself for the tenth time.
“She’s nineteen,” I snapped back at him.
He snorted.
“She turned eighteen two days ago.”
My eyes snapped shut as all the little jigsaw pieces fell together.  Another year of high school, her guarded looks when I mentioned her turning nineteen…
“Her birthday was the first time,” I said.  “She’ll confirm that.”
He snorted again, and since I refused to make any further comment, he eventually locked me up in a cell and left me alone.
Extradition from France happened a lot faster than I would have thought, and before I could truly even wrap my head around what was happening I was back in the states and awaiting a bond hearing.  I hadn’t seen Bella since she was taken out of the room in the arms of her father.
Everything inside of me just felt…dead.  It didn’t take me long to realize it was the way I had always felt before I had ever heard if Isabella Swan.  The feeling was almost comfortable, and certainly very familiar.
My attorney, Garrett Milton, sat across the table from me and read over the list of charges while I smoked the first cigarette I had been allowed since I was taken from France.
“The girl is being extremely uncooperative, which is good,” he said.
“Bella,” I growled.
“What?”
“She has a name, fucker.”  I turned my eyes up to him and watched him flinch back a little.  “It’s Bella.  Not the girl.  Got it?”
“Sure,” he said with a nod.
Garrett filled in a lot of the holes for me.  Lee Stephens – private investigator hired by her father – had obviously managed to track us to Germany.  He and his assistant lost us, though, and how they found out exactly where we were in Paris was still a bit of a mystery.  I had a sneaking suspicion I knew how, though.
I asked Garrett if he could get my phone.  It cost about ten grand in bribes, but he brought it during our next meeting.  The first thing I did was to listen to the four voice mails from R.H. on the phone.
“Time to bug, E.  We got a mole.”
“You better fucking call me back.  J. Jenks knows B’s father.”
“Call me.  Now!”
“They’re on their way.  Long-range shooter in tow.”
The only thing that surprised me was the name – J. Jenks, the document man.  Jasper had used him for years.  I tapped the phone until I brought up the recent history.
There it was.
September 13th at 17:47 – there was a single three minute call to a Washington area phone number.  I would have been in the shower, getting ready for our date.
More than time enough to trace.
I closed my eyes for a moment and took a deep breath through my mouth, then slowly let it out through my nose.  I should have felt angry at her, but I didn’t.  I couldn’t. 
“How old is she really?” I asked.
“She turned eighteen earlier this month.”
I reached behind my neck and scratched at the bandage there.  The supposed sharp shooter claimed he had intended to only graze me, but I was willing to be Bella’s father had requested a kill shot.
“She’s definitely giving them problems,” Garrett continued.  “They wanted to be able to treat her as a hostile witness, but then they found out you somehow got legally married before you left the country they had to throw that out the window.  Until the marriage is declared void, she can’t be forced to testify against you.  Not sure how you pulled that one off.  Of course, it would never stand up long-term, but it’s election time and the Prosecutor is up for reelection next month…”
When it came right down to it, after all of Garrett’s babbling, the only charges they thought they could make stick was the unauthorized transportation of a minor out of the country and statutory rape.
“I didn’t have sex with her until her birthday,” I told him.  Garrett just looked at me.
“Edward, you know we’re alone here.”
“I’m telling you, I didn’t.”
“You didn’t sleep with the girl you bought for sex?”
“No…I just…look, I didn’t, all right?”
“Not even a blowjob?” Garrett snickered.
“Fuck.”  I ran my hands through my hair.  “Does that count?”
“Well…yeah,” Garrett said.  “In the legal sense, anyway.  But you haven’t mentioned it to anyone, have you?”
He might have continued taking for quite some time after that, but I didn’t hear him.  I was fairly sure someone out of a Wiley Coyote cartoon had just run by and dropped an anvil on my chest and shoved dynamite up my ass.  I tried to swallow, but my throat wasn’t working.
Blow jobs count, fucker.
And she didn’t want it.
She didn’t have any choice.
She thought Aro would kill her mother if she didn’t deep-throat me.
She thought I was going to kill her if she didn’t do everything I wanted.
And I wanted my cock sucked.
I couldn’t breathe.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
“I raped her.”
My head began to throb in my temples with a pain unlike anything I had ever felt before.  My vision blurred, and the room started spinning on me.  I turned and leaned over towards the floor just in time to avoid spewing lunch all over the legal papers Garrett had so neatly spread out before us.
I raped her.
I raped Bella.
More lunch.
I started getting light-headed as my short, panting breaths began to over-oxygenating my brain.
Blow jobs count.
I raped her.
Oh God.
I raped Bella.
I did.
Me.
Oh God.
Everything went dark, and I felt myself hit the floor.
I deserved whatever I got, right?
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Chapter end notes:
Ohhhh Doofy....
Truth sucks.
Gotta get a whole lot worse before...
Now I am going into hiding.  Or at least to sleep.

132 comments:

  1.  Oh Doofy....I wonder who the mole is...

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  2. Truth and consequences, Doofy.

    xx

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  3.  Damn, damn, damn. Knew this was gonna bite him in the ass at some point, but doesn't make it any easier.

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  4. Hot damn. Poor Edward. Let's hope Bella finally sets people straight.

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  5.  It's J Jenks. :)

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  6.  POOR EDWARD

    Bjs count... Ugh. I felt sick FOR him...

    :(

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  7. i guess this is why you call him Doofy, huh? 

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  8. Yeah, blow jobs count. I knew that was going to come back to haunt him.

    Poor, sad Doofy.

    I've got to wonder what Bella's going through... I mean, obviously she's glad to be back home with her parents, but...

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  9. Well, hell Doofy.  Now you realize that? 

    You are too pretty for jail, you stupid bastard.  

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  10. E.T. (or should I say BELLA!) phoned home huh? I wanna be a fly on the wall in that room when she made that freakin phone call. You gotta let us know what she was thinking or said. Jeez...anyway thank you for cracking & giving us another update. I love the drama/angst AKA YOU!

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  11.  You're definitely right about that...

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  12. He KNOWS he did wrong...a lot different than a LOT of bad guys out there.  BELLA taught him that, RIGHT AND WRONG...

    I'd think that spewing lunch when he realized how very WRONG he was has to be points in his favor.

    Thanks, sweetie...for sharing MORE with us this evening...you are the BEST! 

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  13. Poor Edward. It's gonna get worse? Well.... I would expect that, but.... yeah.

    Gah. Killer. See? Legally married! WOOT! Now... can we make that stick? :)

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  14. "Gotta get a whole lot worse before..." it gets better, right? Please say there is a better at the end. *Takes deep breath* I'm okay.

    Consequences suck. Poor poor Doofy. I really like only having the one POV but I am dying to know what's going on with Bella. Now, remember... I trust you. :)

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  15.  it clicked and I have a feeling shes the only one that can fix this for him

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  16. Re-read and yep the mole was Jenks but I didn't think he was involved enough to really have the kind of information to track them down. Now an ill-placed phone call... 

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  17. damm this just sucks, pun, where do we go from here, will we ever get a BPOV, it would be good right now. guess we will see where you are going to take us. thanks for the late post. 

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  18. Just when I thought it couldn't possibly get any more interesting, then, in the words of Emeril....BAM!!!  Can't wait for more!

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  19. I am sad that Doofy feels comfortable in his loneliness, like he's home. Only now it's worse becasue he knows a different feeling. Could it be worse?

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  20. He thought she was legal. He didn't exactly force her do it. He stopped her in fact. She'd better put up one hell of a fight to get him out of this or she doesn't deserve him anyway.

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  21. I had a feeling Bella called her dad. Not being mean here or anything but.... WHAT AN IDIOT! Your father is a cop. Of course he was going to find you and arrest Edward. I have to say, Edward isn't the doofus this time, it's Bella.

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  22. Hitchy *crazy for THG*May 15, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    Oh Doofy.  BJ's are a sexual act.  This is going to haunt him forever isn't it?

    Come on Bella.  Doofy needs you to forgive and save his sorry ass. 

     

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  23. Doof and bill Clinton need to have a talk.....
    Poor doof, he'll never trust anyone again...

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  24. well, at least they are married.  the blow job?  didn't she offer it to him irrc?  how is that rape?  i;m so fucking depressed right now.  seriously - you throw us this crap on a Sunday night, the most depressing night of the week?  God, lady.   I don't know what to say to you.  Just MAKE IT BETTER!!!!    ASAP - ok???  please?????????

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  25. oh really?  he is/????  is that a clue or something? 

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  26. thanks for the update, you have no idea how much i like this story.


    i feel like you need some time for your self.

    i will admit i was stalking your tweets to see where you were in the writing process, but damn, i was overwhelmed to see how much pressure every one was putting on your shoulders with every comment, too much to make this enjoyable for you.

    i hope every one leave you alone now, and let you go to sleep.  :)

    again, great chapter, really sad too.  it was realistic and he will need to come to terms with that.


    after all guilt is worst that jail time.
    :)

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  27.  *innocent whistle*

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  28.  Thanks for that, but really - I'm a big girl.  If I didn't like it, I wouldn't be doing it.  If I don't have time to write, I don't update - simple as that. :)  Thanks for worrying about me, though! :)

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  29. curious - about all the murders - he isn't charged for those?  they must know how many he killed.  and didn't bella help out with one?  i wouldl have to go reread that.  could  that be leverage dufus could use?  you can't put him away.  you just can't.  And why did she lie about her age????? - would that nullify the marriage certificate? 

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  30. Very interesting...I can see this getting worse for Eddie....He does have a heart though doesn't he....and a concience... and he loves her....and 

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  31. This is getting very interesting. So Bella lied about her age and called her dad who happens to be a cop. I think if she cared about Edward, even a little, she would have listened to him about not calling her family in the first place considering her dad is a cop! He did a lot for her and he didn't have to. He promised her to take her home after all of this so that was a really dumb move and got them where they are now.

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  32. stupid Bella.........

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  33. 'Cos we're in opposite time zones (or something) I'm going to sleep with my email open. Volume up.

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  34. What do you mean about Bella?  She's being "uncooperative" meaning she won't testify against Edward?  Oh, my....this is crazy!  Is a blow job truly considered rape?  I have a hard time believing that.  Maybe we should ask Bill Clinton....he would know!  LOL!

    Thanks, bb.....you're the best!

    xoxoSus 

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  35. awww my heart goes out to the doof.. *angst angst angst* these 2 lovebirds need to be reunited STAT xxxx

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  36.  FCUK NO BELLS?!?!?!? U snook a call 2 ur dad?!?!? 18 years?!?!? Shit, i def din see dat comin..........Eddieeeeeeeee, oh u poor ting!!!!!! I dunno wat 2 say we asked for a chapter n we got it........but it was SOOOOO FCUKIN DEPRESSIN.....exactly wat i needed rite?!?!? *sarcasm alert hits the roof there* 

    Bella........Eddie made u nt call for a reason, how cud u do dat 2 him?!?!? OMH, i wanna cry!!!!!!!!!! i get it, she wasnt tinkin BLAH BLAH BLAH.......but wats done is done!!!!! Stil goes bk 2 da point dat u shudve answered the fone Eddie?!!? U let pleasure get int the way of ur main intentions........sighhhhhh. After evryting u went thru Eddie...I feel for u!!!! How cud i start my week wit this?!?!? 

    Ok, so i'm through wit this for 2nite, if u are!!!!!!! Gonna start readin UC!!!!!!!!:D

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  37.  FUCK DOOFUS! I knew that first time was going to come back to haunt her.

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  38. Well, like Doofie I can't be too mad at Bella for that call, though I wish she hadn't made it.  She probably does too. 

    A question, though...is the marriage legal since she was using a fake ID at the time, with Cullen as her last name?  I would think they'd catch on to that pretty quickly.  (I guess that's what he meant when he said it wouldn't stand up long term?)

    Oh well.  Bella, it's up to you, girl!

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  39. I can't blameBella but this time it's Doofusella instead of Doofusward

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  40. Holy shit! Bella turned out to be a two-face! She lied about being 19 and called her dad when she was told not to because of a specific reason. Um, he's the chief police. Really? I have a feeling Edward's going to be stuck in jail.

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  41. I knew that Bella still having one more year of high school meant she was not 18 yet! And everything happening to Doofus right now it's her fault, she kept nagging and nagging about calling her parents until she got a way to do it. It never occurred to her that her father as A COP could trace the call, really???!!!!! She better do something to help our little Doofus and do it quickly. Oh, and btw still hating Charlie here >.<

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  42. omg ahhhh!! can't wait for next update! but i'm kind of confused??? isn't the age of consent 16 in most places?? just wonder:)

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  43. Sorry, but Doofy had me spewing pepsi all over my coffee table.. lmao!  Thanks for the update!   

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  44. I can understand her wanting to call her parents.  I feel bad for Doof that he just got a bigger slap in the face than he was expecting.  Can't they just stay married and live happily ever after? No?lol 

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  45.  Poor Doofy.... he needs a hug :( I'm still wondering how this is going to work out for the two of them?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 

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  46. He can't win!
    I love that fact that somewhere Bella is giving her father the run around and refusing to cooperate. It makes me kinda happy. 

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  47.  Oh shit, oh fuck, didn't see that one coming... She was a minor? WTF??? Poor Doofy, sure as hell he wishes now he wouldn't said yes to her demand of the wedding night. And Bella? She actually did call her dad before going out on a date with him? WTF again??? That's just plain mean, making him take her virginity while knowing that her dead is coming for her???? WHAT. THE. FUCK??!!! while knowing that her dead is coming for her???? WHAT. THE. FUCK??!!!

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  48. Oh my gosh!  Poor Doofy.=(

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  49. Yeah, bb the truth does suck.  I guess ignorance really is bliss. 

    Can she legally marry under a false name and when she's not legally 18 yet w/o parental permission?  Not that I really care, I'm quite willing to suspend my disbelief.  Thank goodness for small favors that he did wait for the Full Montem sts until her birthday -- even if they'll not want to believe him.

    Interesting that Jenks knew Charlie.  Good on him, but I'm not sure Bella will totally disagree.  Wonder when/if the truth will come out.  E'd going to try to fall on her sword for her on the rape charge, I suspect.  Don't think Bella's going to like that.  

    Rose and Alice are soooo gonna want his ass for not picking up the phone! lol

    Sleep well, dream good UC and CBWR dreams!  :D

    Thanks!!

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  50. Edward said he wanted someone 18. She was probably told she needed to say that. The call... She just wanted to talk to her dad.

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  51. Someone on your comment section thought that Bella was a year younger. I never thought of that until I read it. I thought she had been sick or something and missed a year. Poor Edward... poor Bella. I never thought of what Bell had done for him as rape, because she just did it and he even stopped her when he saw she was gagging but that is just samantics. I hope Bella can get a hold of Rose somehow to deactivate the chip without daddy finding out because he would just arrest her too. If Bella tells her father anything he will just hold it against Edward... yet a part of Charlie would be thankful for keeping her safe,if he knew... I think. Oh boy.  I will hold onto the part where you wrote "...it will get better". I hope Edward tells his Lawyer he loves Bella. I hope she gets away from her father long enough to come see Edward. I hope Edward will see her if she does come. So sad... but I trust you.

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  52. I can't understand why the other issue isn't coming up. I mean, Edward and his accomplices killed a lot of gangsters, didn't they? I don't think it is possible the cops didn'g get into it as well during the investigation, sice they are so well informed on everything else. Now, the fact that the people who were killed were monsters and well deserving it,  does not absolve Edward from mass murder, legally. If he is indicted for that, he will get life or death penalty (as it is the brutal practice in many parts of the US). How are you going to bypass it really puzzles me. Statutory rape is nothing, compared, as consequences go.

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  53. I am disappointed that Bella made that call.  I know it was her birthday...but still.  At this point, now that Edward has convinced himself that he did rape her he will fry himself even without Bella's cooperation.  She is the only one who can save him now, from himself.  I have to believe that she is as miserable as he is worrying about him.  And the blow job?  I think he thought she wanted to do it, and he even stopped her because she was torturing herself.   Just sayin.  

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  54. It  can't be all fluff!! I think Bella is gonna save Doofus!!

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  55. OMG! What have you done Edward? Well, I can't wait to find out.

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  56. So many legal small print, small talk and pesky details, who can keep track of them? Not Edward it seems.
    So, she called, she was going to find the way to do it. She thought it would be harmless, turns out it wasn't.
    She isn't helping the case against him, which says a lot. Sadly Dofuus can't see it right now. It's probably driving her dad crazy.
    What will happen or happened when she hears it was her call that lead them to where they were? That got Edward in jail?
    She has to help him, right?
    Pretty please?

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  57. Aaaaahahahahahahaha.....

    *inhales*

    ......Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

    I shouldn't be laughing at Doofus, huh. Wow. I didn't see the whole under age thing either. Just...wow. He is soooooo Fucked unless Bella lies and says nothing happened before her birthday.
    Oh man... Savage, please DO NOT let him get butt-raped by a large inmate... he too purdy for jail. Lmao! Can't wait to see what happens next! :D

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  58. Shit ton of bricks
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  59.  "Hey, dad. Yeah, I'm okay. Listen I can't talk but a second Edward's in the shower. Oh he's the guy that bought me, from the guy that kidnapped me, and we got married. He told me not to call because it wasn't safe, but I had to let you know I was okay. He's really not a bad guy, and he really didn't know what he was doing. I'm safe with him, Dad. I'll call you later when I get a chance. Tell Mom I'm okay and I love her. Oh, and tell her that the guys that kidnapped us are all dead. Gotta go now. I love you, Dad." 

    Yeah, I could just imagine what the hell Charlie was thinking during that phone call. I think Bella will feel guilty as shit since it's her fault they were found, and she will come to the rescue and remarry Edward if she has to for it to be legal. Then she doesn't have to testify at all since she will be his spouse and the will have immunity against prosecution and all. There will be not statutory rape and no human trafficking with no testimony. Technically, Bella told Edward she was eighteen almost nineteen and she offered the blowjob because Aro told her that's what he wanted her for. He didn't specifically ask her for it. They didn't charge him with the murders so there will be no reason to link him to the kidnapping. Since Bella is now 18 she holds all of the power and they can't do anything to him without her testimony. As far as the police will be concerned Edward did nothing illegal except maybe possession of the gun but even that should be thrown out without a warrant. Bella could say that she met Edward and they fell head over heels and got married (after she lied about her age). No one would have any evidence to the contrary. Hopefully, she will get with his lawyer and get everything worked out quickly. Edward needs her there for him, like yesterday, or he will end up in the hospital. Please hurry, Edward is in trouble.

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  60. Unauthorized transportation of a minor out of the country: but if they are married, wouldn't that be okay then? As for statutory rape. didn't Clinton change all that with a BJ not being sex? But I think it is good that Doofus feels guilty about the BJ, because it shows what a different man he is today. He can empathize and feel guilty - two emotions that he didn't know before Bella came into his life.
    Thank you Savage for updating so soon again :-)

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  61. Are we going to have a Bella POV during this time? To see her and the father and DA? That would be cool.

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  62. This just sucks, no pun intended,,,,that one stinking 3 min phone call did him in,,, dang, his guilt is going to do him in, not Bella, him.... crying really hard now

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  63.  Now that is just evil, and you like it too, don't ya?
    You're killing me here with those little hints.
    Say, wouldn't Bella be able to visit her husband in jail? I believe she has the right to do that. I think it's time that Bella swoops in and saves his ass :-D

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  64.  As traumatic as the story is. Your A/N bring me back to giggling. Thank god for that.

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  65. i fucking hate u right now 

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  66.  Oh no poor Edward! They are still married though right? or not? sorry I read this too quickly lol I would like Bella to be more talkative. We don't see a lot of her thpughts, she is pretty quiet even with her husband...  

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  67. omg how can you SLEEP!!!!! i'm dying here!! i'm glad tho that bella is being difficult and not co-operating with anyone. i wonder if she's wanting to see edward. he is gonna be so riddled with guilt now. it's a good thing he waited till her birthday to do their thang!! pleeeeeeaaaaassssssse update this very second...WAKE UP AND WRITE ALREADY!!!!! 

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  68. if they got married when she was 17 is that why they can void it because she was not 18 ?  he cant go to jail without bella say that he did stuff to her which he did not apart from bj.  now has everyone forgotten about lee, is he a cop or is he the Baddie if he a baddie then bella still in danger may be cheif swan will have to team up with team Edward to save her:) that would funny. but any thing you wright will be good, but i asl please a wee bit of happness for edward soon please

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  69. Christ on a cracker, I get home from work, and Doofy is in jail - last time I read, he was having a good time - never a dull moment..  I can't see him getting out of this one :-(

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  70. You're rant of Bella's phone call made it all better for me after the arrest angst! You might have to be 18 to have consensual sex, but I am thinking the age of marriage consent is younger for some messed up reasons.

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  71. That made my pour little heart hurt for him.

    I like reading the comments almost as much a the story! Lots of theories!

    ~@shelgibson

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  72. Crist on a cracker! LOL I havent heard that one! Bella was a minor? I didn't know a blow job was rape? I guess if it's not consensual it's rape! Bummer Doofus! He is all freaked out now but he wasn't so freaked when he was enjoying it or buying her. 17 or 18 she was still a child in my book. I do love Doofus though, I don't know why I feel bad for him! Thanks for this fun story! You have so spoiled us!

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  73.  Poor doofusward...he really screwed this shit up. 

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  74. First - I called it right about the questions about finishing school, Lee Stephens being hired by her dad, and Bella sneaking a call hom (but I thought it was during spa time). Excited I got something right, but not happy about how this is all turning out.
    Checked out Legal Age of Consent (just cuz I'm so into this story, I'm trying to help Doofus out!) AZ, CA, IO,MA, FL, NH, NJ, ND, OR, TN, UT, WI are the only states w/18 as LAoC - all others are younger, including WA, and IL and NY (can't remember where they got married - Chicago or NY). Anyhow...
    I am kinda curious that they haven't connected him to the big bad guy massacre, but I'm not gonna tell the cops.
    Can't Bella come and visit him? She is 18 now, she should be able to do that. I feel so bad for Doofus, he emotionally hurts SO bad right now!
    Thanx for updating quickly. 

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  75. Nothing like the present for a little Come to Jesus moment, eh, Edward?  I'm sure Bella is swimming in guilt, or will be, when she finds out it was her call that started the whole thing.  But it was going to happen eventually.  Hopefully she LISTENED to Edward when he told her to take care of the chip in her  head!  That has me worried.

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  76. Ha ha ha ha!  I never try to guess why things happen in a story... until yesterday.  I seriously thought it was going to have been Alice who shot pretty lil' doofy.  I was W-R-O-N-G, lol. 

    It's okay if he goes to jail for just two words.... CONJUGAL VISIT!

    Mmmm, doofy naked in handcuffs... yummmmmm

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  77. Ahhhh! WTF!  I am all stressed out now!  Hurry and make me feel better please! 

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  78. Doofus..what goes around..hit you back..hope Bella not forced to against him, but it'll be weird since he did bought her in first place, though he really do his best to pay for this mistake..poor him, really he needs help and lots of love.

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  79. GAAAAAH! REality sucks, huh Doofy? He is getting one hell of a dose of it now. He sure as hell didn't think this through from day 1. LOL. Did he think there was a pool of willing girls that she would be pulled from? LOL 

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  80. How did I miss this last night? I guess I be forced to join twitter.

    The only thing I can think of is for Bella to marry him in jail once it is annulled or whatever.

    Dahhhhhh!!!

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  81. Really not sure what to think. If that counts as rape, a whole lot of guys could be in trouble.
     

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  82. It would depend on state laws, her being 17 if it was legal or not.  

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  83. Who could compare Doofus to Clinton? That's a sick comparison.  

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  84. Very well thought out. I like your thinking.  

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  85. Actually she could have been a year older than classmates. Some states make you wait to start school if you were born after September 1st. Some parents, like me elect to have their kids wait because it really sucks to be the youngest in the class. I have a September birthday and always hated that everyone go to do thin before me.
     

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  86. Poor guy. He finally realizes he needs her and then is taken down. The marriage has to be a plus in his corner.

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  87. figured the guy in germany was sent by charlie...i'd stop at nothing to find my own kid.  love edward.  yeah...you bought a human being for sex...nothing redeaming about it except you immediately realized how f'd up that was and set about making it right.  can't wait to see what happens next.  bad, bad boy.  still i want them to be together because i'm a sucker for love.  fyi legal age of consent in NJ and NY is 17...but they had sex in Paris so it probably muddles things a bit.  Of course he did still buy her to be his sex slave and I'm thinking he is going to say he raped her anyway...which will freak bella out.  poor bella.

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  88. Ah... the ghetto is in the mind as they say.....

    Hmmmm.... someone commented about Edward ( and thus Bella) the bad guy massacre and if he is really too pretty for jail... perhaps a Good Fellas deal can made?... Aro is still out there....?

    But how will our hostile witness find our enlightened Doofus again, who has no words, let alone iambic pentameter, to say to her?

    'I didn't know' seems a very strange line to draw based on calendar days or driving in the dark of night. Who knows what state you were in, that dark night when you did the deed in the back seat. Was two seconds past midnight and the correct geographical degree to make your case?

    It's strange, but I keep thinking of that image of that rose petal on the window....

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  89.  Ok, first how stupid is Bella. I can't believe she did something so stupid. 2nd her age. I think Aro told her she had to lie or her mother would get hurt or whatever. Doofy helped her escape from the bad life. That has count for something. I mean he was wrong in the first place for getting her, but he didn't know when she gave him that BJ that she was 17. She has to fix this somehow because in the end this is her fault.

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  90. They kidnapped her for him and he raped her - he has to live with this now, he has harmed so bad the woman he loves. This reminds me of canon Edward after the ballet studio and the paper cut. He tried so hard to be good for her and now he may convince himself that he is so flawed that he may only harm her more, if she is with him. This will add to the fact that he believes that his family will never accept him and that he will be in prison away from her for years (though your confirmation that he is too pretty for prison is hopeful :). I have no idea why Edward  was worried so much about the chip - I can't imagine the bad guys trying to get to her, all of them who she knows are dead and there are so many other witnesses (the other girls). I suppose there will be a surprising turn of events, related to the chip.

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  91. I am afraid he will admit about the bj in order to get what he deserves. 

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  92. crap, you just had to go there. please make things better!!

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  93. I guess being on either end of the rope sucks because I sure as hell hated to be the old(est) one in the group.

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  94. Aww poor Edward...kinda.  His original intentions were horrible, but he redeemed himself in the end. Too bad no one is going to see it that way

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  95. Is it still statutory rape if he's married to her?  And surely Bella will tell them they didn't have sex anyway until her birthday (I don't imagine she will tell them about the blowjob).  And Charlie will have a tough time getting the marriage annuled, as it's now been consummated.  The only other grounds would be that she married under duress and if Bella denies this and they ask the officiant, he will probably say she appeared to be totally willing.  I think Doofy's biggest problem now will be forgiving himself, as I can't imagine transporting his wife out of the country, even if she's underage, will carry much of a sentence, especially as he has a clean record.

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  96.  So, overall more enemies or more friends? Inside or outside.....Bella is his wife now, so she can't be made to testify against him
    Oh, and how is Bella doing?

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  97. I just can't wait for the chapter where they have BOTH recovered, and she insists on giving him a blow job!

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  98. OMG! I can't believe I missed this last night!!!!!   Doofus.... shut up!!! =*(  @MoniNP 

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  99. Ladies (and any gents reading),
    I went back and read Shay's A/N from Chapter 1.  I would suggest you all read it again.  Put some things in perspective for me!   Just sayin'!!!
    xoSus 

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  100. Hi Liz, bb..... *waves*   How are you???
    xoxoSus 

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  101. okay,,,so you started out making us not like,even almost hate Doofus cause he was cold, callus, and wanted a young virgin sex slave so he could have sex whenever he wanted  which was just so wrong.. now you've gotten us all turned aroung feeling so sorry for him and even sort of liking him now. ....... i think he is in serious need of a big hug at the moment..... i volunteer..

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  102. Bella is about a dumb ass! I know, I know...she is actually a kid but still what a dip shit! Anyway...poor Edward. Its coming back to bite him in the ass! Cant wait until the next update! 

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  103. OMG I Love You!!! (sorry, we don't even know each other but yeah, i love you). It didn't occurred to me to check the Legal Age of Consent in the states. Doofus should fire Garrett and hire you. Somebody should tell Doofus this so he doesn't feel guilty anymore.
    Canon Bella would have gone to visit Edward by now, remember how she basically told Charlie that since she was 18 she would keep seeing Edward and if he didn’t like it she would just go live elsewhere. And this Bella is already his wife so until they get a way of voiding that marriage I think she can demand to see her husband.

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  104. okay all around suckiness... is that a word... ed man you f-ed up bad.. i can't believe she snuck a call home  she is the one that did them in.  why didn't you answer your phone!!  okay i expect nothing bad from here out.  i didn't get the notice again.  thanks for the update

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  105. Great chapter savage. So Bella called home. Oops. I understand why, but she probably didn't know what would happen to Edward. Poor Doofy. Has he really raped her with the bj? Love that Bella is not cooperating! You go girl! Save the day for the Doof!

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  106. He deserves jail time. They can't get him on all the other shit his done but they certainly got him on this. It's not like he's going to get that much anyway because she is not cooperating with the rape charge and the other charge is minor considering they were legally married. Although, that can be void because she was a minor at the time....

    He's got money and he can get out of there faster than most. I'm pretty sure Bella would wait for him*shrugs*
     

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  107. :( he fucked up big time but i still feel bad for him. poor doofy next time (if you get a next time) use the big head instead of your little one.

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  108. Really blow jobs count???  I wonder if htat would really stand up in court though.  hmmm :)

    Poor edward I know it's wrong to feel bad for him but I just do.  I still say make him work with women that will be more torture for him than any jail :) 

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  109. oh edward aro screwed you over with a minor 

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  110. It ain't ever easy to face the truth...technically and legally, it was
    statutory rape and the fact that he fell in love with her meanwhile doesn't
    change that.


    But you wrote so well his realization of what he’s done to her, Savage….it
    sent chills up my spine…


    Only Isabella could save him now, by testifying he never raped her, because
    I'm sure he's willing to admit he did, at this point.
     

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  111. don't think b will rat him out

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  112. Well at least she's  being uncooperative on the law's side and not screwing over Edward

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  113.  Whew, the web this whole thing has been weaving. All those things that just didn't add up and sent up red flags all have snapped into place.~Jessi

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  114. Oh Doofy....poor guy. I really feel for him. 

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  115. Yikes! Off to the next chapter.

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  116. S O B!!! I cannot figure out WHY Bella did not tell him she was only 17!

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  117. Yeah! I kind of figured she sneaked a phone call in there somewhere.  Canon Bella would definately put herself in danger to let her Mum & Dad know she's safe!! Poor doofus.. truth kinda sucks huh???

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  118. The good news here is that Charlie and the cops found them and none of the criminal elements did. The bad guys always seem to move faster, so they must really all be eliminated. Edward's reality is crashing down around him, but he will need to remember what grew between them and not just hate himself for how it all started.

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  119. It is too bad that some women do not know that that in fact was rape...  Thanks again Savage.

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  120. That hurts when revelations sneak up on you.

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  121. I just can't wait for the chapter where they have BOTH recovered, and she insists on giving him a blow job!

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  122. Poor guy. He finally realizes he needs her and then is taken down. The marriage has to be a plus in his corner.

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  123. How did I miss this last night? I guess I be forced to join twitter.

    The only thing I can think of is for Bella to marry him in jail once it is annulled or whatever.

    Dahhhhhh!!!

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  124. Crist on a cracker! LOL I havent heard that one! Bella was a minor? I didn't know a blow job was rape? I guess if it's not consensual it's rape! Bummer Doofus! He is all freaked out now but he wasn't so freaked when he was enjoying it or buying her. 17 or 18 she was still a child in my book. I do love Doofus though, I don't know why I feel bad for him! Thanks for this fun story! You have so spoiled us!

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  125. Aaaaahahahahahahaha.....

    *inhales*

    ......Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

    I shouldn't be laughing at Doofus, huh. Wow. I didn't see the whole under age thing either. Just...wow. He is soooooo Fucked unless Bella lies and says nothing happened before her birthday.
    Oh man... Savage, please DO NOT let him get butt-raped by a large inmate... he too purdy for jail. Lmao! Can't wait to see what happens next! :D

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  126. stupid Bella.........

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  127. He thought she was legal. He didn't exactly force her do it. He stopped her in fact. She'd better put up one hell of a fight to get him out of this or she doesn't deserve him anyway.

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  128. Hot damn. Poor Edward. Let's hope Bella finally sets people straight.

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  129. Yes I guess he does deserve all this

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